Wearing Masks round your Neck on a Bus - series

Great Reasons for Wearing your Mask round your Neck on a Bus - Series

  • I need the inheritance from my Nan now!
  • I am related to the Prime Minister
  • I just spent a fortune on Botox
  • I infected Donald Trump!
  • I have a stinking cold and need to cough and sneeze a lot!
  • People won't hear me! Even though the whole bus now knows about my embarrassing medical condition
  • I am eating a bag of chips that stinks out the whole bus!
  • If the police get on the bus I can pull it up and avoid a fine
  • I don't want to look like an idiot!
  • I'm the asshole who makes everyone on the bus feel uncomfortable